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Visionary Creates Miracle Product

PR NEWSWIRE                                     West Columbia, SC

Local entrepreneur and visionary, Frank Nichols, has created a miracle hair growth formula.  According to Mr. Nichols "this stuff will grow hair on a bowling ball".  This product is not only revolutionary but his marketing plans have the potential to change the industry as we know it.  In Mr. Nichols own words, "I'm going to use the internet to offer my invention.  I know it's never been done before but sometime you just have to take a chance".

    Mr. Nichols has shared his vision with a select number of industry leaders.  According to David Johnson, a recognized expert in business development, "simply Frank is a visionary.  He might just be on to something.  I don't know why this type of marketing has not been done before".  He further stated, " the internet typically has been used primarily for the convenience of bring porn into our homes and not a tool for selling products. I just wish it had been my idea!"

 

Genetic research and common sense was  the key to creating the formula to me marketed as "MoHair".  Mr. Nichols indicated that he got the inspiration for MoHair from the Chia Pet.  He stated that "while watering my Chia Pet, I realized that this product needed improvement.  In this society of instant gratification, why should I have to endure weeks of anticipation for the first green sprouts?"  According to Mr. Johnson. " I had the same idea but took a different approach.  I made a small green wig for my Chia."

    Although the formula for MoHair is a closely guarded secret, pending patent approval, independent analysis has indicated traces of Mt. Dew, Viagra, Kudzu and Watermelon.  Mr. Nichols did confirm the inclusion of Viagra by saying, "sure there's a little for that extra kick!"

 

While proven safe for hair growth, there have been some minor side effects reported.  These may include nausea, diarrhea, blood in urine, loss of vision, weight gain, marital discord, drunken rages and in rare cases spontaneous combustion.

 
 
Text Box: K.Smith, Tampa...Just be sure to keep MoHair in a safe place.  My two year old daughter opened the bottle and now I’m having to shave her twice a day. 
R. Taylor, Denver...This stuff’s great!  I forgot to wash my hands after application and now my natural gloves are the envy of the ski slope. 
H. Nations, Boston...Before MoHair I had no self respect or luck with the ladies.  The nausea, diarrhea, and loss of vision is a small price for hair.
J.Davis, Seattle...I’m now a local celebrity!  A couple of campers captured me as the Sasquatch.  I even got my picture in the paper. 
S.Carlson, Gainesville...My wife is ecstatic.  Poor health and medical bills limited our home improvements.  I spilled my bottle of MoHair and now we have the new carpet in the den.  It perfectly matches my lap beard and recliner.  We would recommend this product to the world.
 
 
 
 

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