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new game for kindle WEST COLUMBIA, SC - (Newswire) Internet Mogul and entrepreneur, StrangeDog, declares "I'm no one trick pony" with the introduction of new Kindle game. An exclusive interview was granted with MensaGamers International for the introduction of SDBBM ( Strangedog Brain Buster Maze), a new game exclusive for the Kindle. MensaGamer : Why did you chose MensaGamer for your debut? Strangedog : Brain Buster Maze is not your ordinary game. It doesn't fall into the categories of typical action, sports, killing things or role playing games. This game, like my covers, is not for everyone. It's a brain game, not for the timid. MensaGamer : But those role playing and killing games are doing pretty well, why a brain game as that's got to narrow your customer base? Strangedog : I didn't create this game for the masses, but for an elite group of Kindle readers, people that expand their minds with books and people that buy my covers regardless of the fact that they are not mainstream. I humbly suggest that mastering this game requires a higher intelligence, otherwise there is simply the danger of brain explosion. I might be required to include a warning to this effect to avoid lawsuits.
MensaGamer : Personally I find your game quite
complex. My head hurts just looking at the screen shot. The
feeling is not unlike the headache after drinking something cold, very
quickly. BRAIN BUSTER MAZE WARNING : Playing this game may cause sleepwalking, oily stools, suicidal thoughts, constant crying, and vision changes. Some people have reported: Dry mouth. Constipation. Blurred vision. Drowsiness. Dizziness. Although rare, there has been reported isolated cases of : Renal Failure, behavioral changes, nausea, an increased risk of serious gastrointestinal adverse events including bleeding, ulceration, and perforation of the stomach or intestines |
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Don't waste your time reading the description if you fall into any of the following categories:
This is a handmade cover available in many styles. It is lightly padded fabric over artist stiff board, has a metal clip to hold the Kindle and leather center binding. The case easily folds over and adjust for left or right hand holding. There is a strong chance that you will be quite unique as there are not millions on the market due to the fact that I only make a couple when the mood strikes. I'm amazed at the number of complaints regarding the Kindle case and the limited options for replacement. The majority of the discussion generally centers around the lack of ability to comfortably read with the device in the case. After a futile search for the ultimate case, I simply made my own. While thousands have taken the razor and Velcro approach to the original case, the only objective reached is that the device no longer falls out. It remains uncomfortable to hold in a natural position while reading. Others have gravitated to the leather "not named" commercial case with pockets to hold stuff. The fact remains that although attractive and business like, it doesn't feel like a book, the device is loosely supported by a flap, and there is no practical reason to store business cards in your book (extra pockets). more... |
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Hey Big Dog.... I'm thinking of selling my Kindle. It's caused me nothing but trouble. I'm a big guy, ride a smoking boss Harley, enjoy having a longneck with my buds and reading Nicholas Sparks books. I purchased one of your covers recently. Every time I pull my Kindle from my saddle bag the harassment begins often ending with someone getting cut. What do bikers have against reading? Snake Dear Snake, I've personally heard no reports that bikers take offence to reading. Many of these guys are family men and business professionals. I'm concerned with your choice of cover style as there is a remote possibility your buds have a problem with flowers. You might want to dress up your cover with some blood stains, barb wire or consider one of my canvas/leather covers. You might want to balance out your reading with a few selections from Lee Child. |
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Dear Mr. Dog A lot of products are advertised as "dish washer safe". What exactly does "dish washer safe" mean and does the Kindle meet this safety standard? Phobic in Philly Dear PIP The term "dish washer safe" refers to the compatibility between appliances. This analogy is better explained in the animal kingdom ie: mongoose and cobra, natural enemies. The Kindle should be perfectly safe in or around a dish washer, provided the dish washer is not powered on. The same standard would apply between the Kindle and a toaster oven, especially if the toaster oven was completely disconnected from a power supply.
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